INDIANAPOLIS - After every correspondent who ever lived has announced the New Orleans Saints America's team, France has decided to declare the still unbeaten Indianapolis Colts as their team. 'It seems as thowa ze stupid amerikins did not need zem. Zay were ready for zee picking. We used to 'av New Orleans but we lost zem. It is ok. We prefer Indy. And, monsieur Manning is a brilliant act-tor! Ze best since Jerry Lewis!' said Frenchman Gerard Depardieu. Patriotic Americans couldn't care less about the French selecting Indianapolis. 'New Orleans is an American city. There's tragedy, history we nicked fair and square from other nationalities that have settled there and cheap, plastic beaded necklaces for ta-tas. Indianapolis is un-American. We don't need that team, I'm planning on boycotting that town. And if you are not with us, you're against us. We don't need no French media over here manipulating our thoughts,' declared American Bubba Hickcock as he spoke candidly over a basket of Freedom Fries. TAUNTR.com
